Thursday, October 19, 2006

STINGRAYS ATTACK AGAIN!


CNN.com is reporting that an 81 year old man has been stabbed in the heart...BY A STINGRAY! Just weeks after taking the life of Australia's beloved Steve Irwin, the creatures are testing more methods of terror. Panic stricken residents of Lighthouse Point, F.L. have been seen running for shelter. "They know our weakness now and will use it against us!" said one witness.

Okay, okay...well, 1/2 of that is true. The thing "flopped" into his boat and impaled him. Doctor's removed the barb by pulling it through his heart. The victim remains in critical condition.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/19/stingray.ap/index.html

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